- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
but guys
he’s the rumplestiltskin in this gaydom
I'm convinced One Direction's management operates like a secret spy organization
- : *inside management's secret lair at the bottom of the ocean*
- : *live concert feed shows Larry gaying it up as usual*
- Analyst (in charge of monitoring homosexual tendencies): Code Rainbow.
- Analyst: I repeat. We have a Code Rainbow.
- Analyst: This is not a drill. THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL.
- : *chaos ensues as sirens go off and confetti canons erupt left and right*
- Assistant: *runs up to a faceless man in dark leather*
- Assistant: Sir, the Tumblr fangirls are going crazy. The Larry tag has peaked at an estimated at 2.5 gifs per second. What's our plan of action?
- Head of Management: *lovingly pets white Persian cat who purrs contently*
- Head of Management: *slowly turns around in chair*
- Head of Management: *pauses dramatically as camera zooms in on his scarred face complete with eyepatch*
- Head of Management: Call in the beard.
- THIS IS THE BEST POST TO EVER EXIST.
